LawakCikgu 2&3

Waktu sekolah telah tamat.sebelum keluar kelas, Cikgu Pa Bulan telah bertanya kpd murid²nya.

Cikgu : Siapa nak masuk/pergi syurga?
Semua murid mengangkat tangan kecuali Man,  lalu Cikgu Pa Bulan pun bertanya...
Cikgu : Man, kenapa awak tak nak pergi / masuk syurga?
Man : Mak saya kata lepas habis sekolah, terus balik rumah.. jangan pergi mana-mana.


PART III

Cikgu Manisah sedang mengajar Bahasa Melayu dalam kelas 1 Mawar...
Cikgu : Man, boleh kamu buat ayat dengan menggunakan perkataan tepung?
Man : Itu senang saja cikgu.. ayatnya ialah.... emak sedang membuat kek didapur.
Cikgu : Mana tepungnya??
Man : Tepong kan ke dalam kek tu.... Cikgu nie tak sekolah ke hape??

LawakCikgu1

Cikgu Mustapa atau dikenali sebagai Cikgu Pa Bulan sedang mengendali kelasnya dalam aktiviti sukan di padang sekolah. Seperti biasa, Cikgu Pa Bulan akan menyuruh murid²nya melakukan regangan otot. Tiba di satu bahagian, dimana murid² baring dan mengangkat kaki lalu menggerakkannya seperti sedang mengayuh basikal. Cikgu Pa Bulan asyik memerhati seorang muridnya yang pada mula...nya menggerakkan kakinya tiba² memberhentikan kakinya. Lalu Cikgu Pa Bulan menyergah muridnya yang bernama . "Woiiii Man, apa sebab kau berhenti ni hah". "Oh Cikgu Pa Bulan , basikal saya tengah turun bukit Cikgu, sebab tu saya berhenti.Takkan nak kayuh jugak.

MEGA EYEBALL ASTRA TENGAH

MAJLIS MEGA EYEBALL TERBUKA ANJURAN ASTRA WILAYAH TENGAH

'Majlis Mega Eyeball Terbuka' anjuran ASTRA Wilayah Tengah (AWT) akan diadakan seperti berikut:

Tujuan: Bersuai kenal dengan ahli-ahli ASTRA, rakan-rakan Radio Amator & SWL.

Tarikh: Hari Sabtu, 25-Jun-2011.

Masa: 8:00 malam sehingga 12 malam ++.

Tempat: Restoran Hj Café, Lot 7461, Kg Baru Bt. 14 Puchong. (Bandar Bukit Puchong) Selangor. (Bersebelahan ‘The Heron Condominium’)

GPS/Coordinate: N 02°59.352’ E 101° 37.613’ (Garmin)

Penyertaan terbuka kepada semua rakan-rakan Radio Amator & SWL dengan sumbangan untuk penyertaan:

a). Seorang = RM20.00

b). Keluarga (Kurang dari 4 ahli) = RM30.00

Makan & Minum disediakan serta pelbagai acara akan diadakan.

Untuk pertanyaan lanjut & sumbangan, sila hubungi:

1). 9W2HYY, Hj. Yusuff, H/P: 019-3352595 (Biro Kebajikan).

2). 9W2ZBV, Zamri bin Aziz, H/P 018-2831314 (Biro Siaraya).

MAJLIS MEGA EYEBALL TERBUKA ANJURAN ASTRA WILAYAH TENGAH

'Majlis Mega Eyeball Terbuka' anjuran ASTRA Wilayah Tengah (AWT) akan diadakan seperti berikut:

Tujuan: Bersuai kenal dengan ahli-ahli ASTRA, rakan-rakan Radio Amator & SWL.

Tarikh: Hari Sabtu, 25-Jun-2011.

Masa: 8:00 malam sehingga 12 malam ++.

Tempat: Restoran Hj Café, Lot 7461, Kg Baru Bt. 14 Puchong. (Bandar Bukit Puchong) Selangor. (Bersebelahan ‘The Heron Condominium’)

GPS/Coordinate: N 02°59.352’ E 101° 37.613’ (Garmin)

Penyertaan terbuka kepada semua rakan-rakan Radio Amator & SWL dengan sumbangan untuk penyertaan:

a). Seorang = RM20.00

b). Keluarga (Kurang dari 4 ahli) = RM30.00

Makan & Minum disediakan serta pelbagai acara akan diadakan.

Untuk pertanyaan lanjut & sumbangan, sila hubungi:

1). 9W2HYY, Hj. Yusuff, H/P: 019-3352595 (Biro Kebajikan).

2). 9W2ZBV, Zamri bin Aziz, H/P 018-2831314 (Biro Siaraya).

How to Unlock broadband stick (Huawei)

‎1st = download software ni
http://www.4shared.com/file/yrF0dLfm/HUAWEI_MODEM_Code_Writer.html

2nd = type kat browser http://bb5.at/huawei.php?imei (yg korang tengok no imei kat belakang modem tu, katakanlah 358954008572824) enter then akan kuar lah result camni
HWCALC V2.0

IMEI: 358954008572824

Entsperren / Unlock: 65378778
Flashen / Flash: 45412157

(c) SERGEY/MKL 2010

3rd = run software yg d download tadi

4th = kasi detect com port modem tuh dan press accept

5th = kopi pes no yg tertera kat barisan Entsperren / Unlock: 65378778

6th = press unlock laaa..

so lps ni apa sim card carrier pun boleh, selkom, digi, maxis.. apa2 je lasss

ukur saiz basikal.

Ada lagi senang cara nak ukur saiz frame basikal yang sesuai y-untuk diri kita nie..
refer jer chart nie...

tak pom guna jer MTB calculator.. hehhehe nie copy paste3 skit dari website tu...
pastu klik jer link tu nanti kalo nak guna calculator tu...

Mountain Bike Size Calculator

Mountain bikes are designed for all types of terrain, from flat gravel paths to steep rocky trails. The bikes usually have sturdy frames, thick, knobby tires and suspension in the front to absorb bumps from rough terrain. There are three primary styles of mountain bikes: no suspension, front-suspension and full suspension. They are all sized the same – using a riders height and leg length to determine frame size. This calculator will recommend a mountain bike size based on your measurements. If you don't know your leg length, you will get a range of frame sizes to try out.

Click here... Mountain bike calculator

Ketam Melayu dan Ketam Cina

Paste from another blog of mine... (http://wadywazy.blogspot.com/2009/09/ketam-melayu-dan-ketam-cina.html)

Ketam Melayu dan Ketam Cina

Mungkin agak sensitif apa yang nak ditulis kali nie..tapi terpaksa kita akui,sebab kadang memang ada sifat begi ni dalam diri kita...terima lah ia sebagai satu yang positif,berfikir dengan hemah dan secara intelek..

Cerita nie famous kalau rakan yang selalu pergi kursus motivasi dan sebagainya...bukan mengutuk bangsa sendiri dan memuji bangsa lain,tapi ini lah hakikatnya...komuniti kita,bangsa kita melayu yang boleh dikatakan 99.99% beragama islam.

Ketam cina
Andai dibeli ketam cina,sebanyak 10 ekor lalu diletakkan didalam satu baldi yang agak tinggi.anda diingatkan supaya berhati2,anda juga diingat kan untuk menutup baldi tersebut....jika tidak anda akan kehilangan semua ketam2 tersebut...

Ketam melayu
Andai dibeli ketam melayu,juga dibeli sebanyak 10 ekor.Tidaklah perlu terlalu berwaspada untuk menutup baldi tersebut...jangan khuatir dan bimbang,ketam melayu tersebut takkan lari kemana.....ketam melayu akan tetap berada didalam baldi sehingga ia letih lalu boleh meragut nyawa semua ketam2 tersebut...

Kesimpulan....kenapa ketam cina kalau tak ditutup akan terlepas....ini kerana seekor ketam cina yang berjaya melepaskan diri dari kurungan tersebut,akan cuba untuk melepaskan rakan2nya yang lain...tidak ada sifat iri hati didalam diri ketam2 tersebut.Mereka akan cuba menolong satu sama lain dan bermuafakat diantara satu sama lain....cuba lihat jika mereka berniaga....tiada rasa iri hati...jika kita ingin membeli sesuatu brg yg tiada dikedai mereka,tanpa rasa iri hati mereka akan cuba memberi tahu bahawa kedai rakan mereka ada menjual barangan tersebut....Mungkin ada sebilangan kecil kes yg melibatkan iri hati dikalangan mereka,tetapi mungkin bilangan nya terlalu kecil......cuba lihat pula jika mereka membuka restoran..jika berniaga bersebelahan sekalipun,mereka akan berusaha menaikkan perniagaan mereka dgn cara mereka tersendiri..

Ketam melayu..????hehehehehe...pabila seekor ketam cuba memanjat utk melepaskan diri,ketam lain akan cuba menarik ketam tadi supaya jatuh balik kebawah....kenapa???kerana ketam2 lain merasakan bahawa mereka akan tertinggal didalam kurungan...tidak pernah berfikiran positif bahawa rakan yang terlepas tadi akan cuba membebaskan ketam2 yang lain....bersyukur jugalah kiranya ketam yang terlepas tadi akan membantu ketam2 yang lain....andai tidak bernasib baik,ketam tersebut akan membiarkan ketam yang lain...biar dia seorang yang terlepas tanpa memikirkan yg dia akan keseorangan nanti...perhatikan org kita,jika berniaga kedai makan,jika dilihat pesaing kita berjaya,mulalah dilakukan guna2,santau dan sebagainya....mulalah mengatakan kedai yg berjaya tuh menggunakan pelaris ataupun mandrem.....klu kedai dia laku kita akan cuba guna2 supaya kedai nyer akan jatuh...itu yg kritikal...kalau yang tak krikal,apa yang dibuat,kalau rakan tadi famous dengan mee kari,dia jugak akan cuba meniaga mee kari....tanpa keluar sebarang idea..memang ada idea,tapi akan dinamakan penjenamaan semula....tiru hat org,tapi tambah mender lain...tak kreatif langsung....kalau meniaga kedai runcit pulak...klu brg takdak kat kedai,bila ditanya saper ader jual...akan dijawab"entahlah bang saya pun tak tau.."

APA MACAM????ader rasa marah tak dengan artikel saya...???hehehehe...duduk diam2 pikirkan..???betul atau tidak...tapi zaman dah berlalu,saya percaya masyarakat kita semakin berubah...ideologi pemikiran juga turut berubah...bangga dengan anak melayu seperti Yayasan Albukhori yang masih mahu menolong anak bangsa kita...tapi 1 dalam 100...atau mungkin 1 dlm 10,00 atau mungkin 1 dalam sejuta....Mungkin kita tidak sehebat albukhori yang kaya raya dpt membantu org lain,namun percayalah,bantuan yang diperlukan bukan sekadar dalam bentuk wang ringgit malah ianya boleh dipelbagaikan dalam banyak bentu...

Bukanlah tujuan artikel ini untuk menunjukkan sifat racist saya,tetapi ianya lebih kepada pemahaman dan konsep "Erti Hidup Pada Memberi"

How to measure the bike?

Fit should be the main consideration when buying a new bike. After all, even the most expensive bike won't seem that great if it's too big or too small. Make sure you get a bike with a frame that fits you properly for maximum comfort when going on bike rides.

Sit on the bike

When you are sitting on the bike, and the pedal is at the lowest position, is your leg completely extended? You should be able to touch the ground with the tips of your toes when you're sitting on the bike. An extended leg will give full power when riding the bike. You're more efficient (why waste energy?) and protected from strain on your knees. If you pedal the bike and your knees are parallel to the ground at the highest point, this bike is too small. If you can't touch the floor when you're sitting on the seat, the bike is too high. Keep in mind that most bikes allow for an adjustable seat post, and many models, such as folding bikes, do not have frame sizes. You can simply move the seat to achieve the best position. 

How to measure the bike

Instructions

1. Measure your inseam. This is best done barefoot. Stand against the wall and put a book between your legs so it pressed right up against your pelvic bone. Make a mark with a pencil on the wall along the top of the book. Measure the distance from the floor to the mark in centimeters.
   2
   Use your inseam measurement to get a rough idea of your road bike size. Multiply your inseam by .65. This will give you a good estimate of your road bike size for bikes measured center to center. Thus if your inseam is 86 cm, you will fit a 56 cm road bike (86 x .65 = 55.9). Note that many road bikes are measured center to top. To determine how to fit these bikes, multiply your inseam by .67.
   3
   Subtract an additional 10 cm and convert this measurement to inches to get your mountain bike frame size, roughly. Thus, if you fit a 56 cm road bike (c-c), you will fit a 46 cm -- or an 18 inch -- mountain bike.
   4
   Consider top tube length. In many ways, this is the most important aspect of sizing a bike. Two 18-inch mountain bikes may have different length top tubes. Or a 54 cm and an 56 cm road bike may have the same length top tube. Given the same top tube length, the bigger bike may be more comfortable because it will allow you to get the bars up a bit higher.
   5
   Know that women have longer legs and shorter top tubes than men. Unfortunately, most bikes are designed for men, and women often have a hard time finding a bike that will fit them well. Luckily, some manufacturers have begun to make women-specific models.
   6
   Test ride some bikes once you have gotten a rough idea of what will fit you. This will help you determine what is most comfortable for you.

 

insurans murah utnuk kenderaan tua lebih 10 tahun...

Immediate Measures to Ensure Wider Access to Motor Cover

Bank Negara Malaysia wishes to announce immediate measures to ensure that all motorists will obtain access to motor cover. With immediate effect, members of the public will be able to obtain motor cover from all general insurers and their branches as well as at Pos Malaysia and its branches nationwide. All general insurers are committed to provide motor cover to all motorists including those "displaced vehicles" which mainly comprise private vehicles exceeding 10 years old and motorcycles currently underwritten by the Malaysian Motor Insurance Pool (MMIP). The motor cover may either be underwritten by the individual insurer or provided on behalf of MMIP. Insurers are expected to advise the customer whether the motor cover offered is provided by the insurer or by MMIP.
With immediate effect "displaced vehicles" will be charged the normal market premium rates and will not be subjected to the loading imposed on high risk vehicles.  In addition, such "displaced vehicles" will only be required to undergo annual roadworthiness checks at Puspakom if the vehicles are deemed to be  high-risk.
In ensuring the rights of consumers are protected, Bank Negara Malaysia prohibits insurers from compelling their customers to purchase non-motor products as a condition for the sale of a motor cover.
Members of the public who have further queries or difficulties relating to the purchase of motor cover may contact Bank Negara Malaysia at :
Tel. No. : 1-300-88-5465
Fax No. : (03)2174 1515
Email : bnmtelelink@bnm.gov.my
The immediate measures undertaken will ensure that members of the public continue to have access to the necessary motor insurance protection while transitioning to the New Motor Cover Framework (Framework). The New Framework which will take effect in January 2012 provides a holistic solution to address the structural issues within the motor insurance and takaful sector.
The New Framework comprises two parts. Firstly, it involves the implementation of coordinated efficiency enhancement measures to improve the overall claims settlement process, particularly for bodily injury and death claims. These include early and simpler claims notification, establishment of a nationwide 24-hour call centre to provide roadside assistance and the prompt and faster preparation of police and medical reports. Secondly, the implementation of gradual premium adjustment over four years. These initiatives aim to ensure that members of the public and businesses are able to obtain the requisite motor cover at reasonable premium, and that the motor insurance/takaful business will be sustainable in the medium and long term to continuously provide value added products and services. 

Bank Negara Malaysia
3 May 2011